Grilldog's Forum

Hi, I'm reporting Live from inside Mommy! yeah... I don't want to get into the technology of it all but Good ole Daddy communicates with the aliens and it's sort of a mind transmitter that connects with the alien spacecraft hovering over the earth and then retransmitting my thoughts in bits and stuff so that I can communicate now, even though I'm not born yet. I'll try and report my experiences to everyone.

I did have quite a scare the other day, I was floating about in my amniotic fluid with something poked through the sky. It had a pointy motif so I swam over too it... I wasn't afraid, I guess I just embrass my fears and go towards action. I must have inherited that from Dad...

Then I felt this suctioning action and my swimming pool started to drain, but just a little bit so I wasn't alarmed. I just thank God that Mommie doesn't smoke or drink nor eat any of Dad's Hot and Spicy foods, i don't know if my little system could take it... maybe later.

That's all for now, I'm going to nap. zzzzzzzzz

Your swimming pool started to drain? LOL...that's a good analogy. Avoid pointy objects, and that's a good Jude tip to live by!

ahh, well, Mommy had that amniocentesis test, that's where they stick a needle through the belly into the amniotic sac and then withdrawal fluid so that they can analyze it to make sure you and mommy are ok.

Junior Dog, here is a Chefnancy tip for you. Don't believe everything DaddyDog tells you about aliens. And don't go anywhere near him when he has a knife in his hand!!

LOL..sounds like sound advice to me!

Thank everyone for their advice, I hope you all keep it coming because you know in these early stages of development is when I learn the most, at least that's what Pop says, via the Aliens of course... what are aliens?

Tell your Daddydog that he should better be playing you classical music and reading you poetry than going on about aliens. They do say that babies learn before they are born, so by the same token they can have their little brains shriveled. Take heed, Daddydog.

yes, and I have my original copy of Grims fairy tails already and hans christen anderson too!

My pregnancy calendar does say that I should start talking to the baby, since he can hear me. That is incredible, if you think about it. Through all those layers, he can actually hear my voice! Wow!

ooh, it's bed time stories tonight, I'll get a glass of champagne, you can have a glass of warm milk or something and I'll open grimms fairy tails and start reading to your belly... do you think I need any special equipment?